~Forum Wars~

Ok. All rules in this thread are the same as those as stated in the rules section by the website and by the administrator aka Aditya.

Instructions:to play. simply pretend to fight. not particularly violently, but in a silly way. ex. i wack mister one with a rubber chicken. mister one throws water balloons at me. etc etc. have fun hopefully :-)

I'll start things off........I use my JANITOR'S MOP OF........DOOM! to wet the floor. and i DON'T put up a wet floor sign. muhahahah. chow.

*Aditya uses his newly acquired jet-pack and releases huge amounts of Carbon Monoxide into the building*

LOL. a gas mask magically appears. i take it. i wear it. and then i run out the building. i take off my gas mask and throws it at Aditya.

I cast Divine Shield, rendering me invulnerable, then activate my hearthstone to teleport to safety.

Unfortunately for Darkener, divine shield is temporary. I use the modern technology of GPS to find you (i attached a tracker to darkener before you teleported). THEN. i throw a pie at darkener........now where'd i get that pie.....?

OOC: You know that spell is like for a short time...and with like...horrible cool down.

Umm...

*Yellow alchemy circle under me*

O swords of conviction...loose the might of your brilliant colours...

Prism Sword!

(Many light swords head into the direction of the Admin)

Starstrike wrote:

Unfortunately for Darkener, divine shield is temporary. I use the modern technology of GPS to find you (i attached a tracker to darkener before you teleported). THEN. i throw a pie at darkener........now where'd i get that pie.....?

I am fully aware of the duration and cooldown, but it is only so that I can hearthstone without interruption during combat, which would not normally be possible.

In any case, I can simply use Divine Protection and hearthstone again.

(My equipment set reduces my hearthstone's cooldown to 0. Definitely paladin gear.)

for no apparent reason, i use a rubber chicken to block those bright, yellow, swords. then i cut my rubber chicken into a few pieces and throws them at everyone who's currently participating in this. except for me.

Rubber Chicken Shard absorbed by Divine Protection. *Poof*

divine protection, due to its really slow cool down and very small time of being active, falls. i then take a....PROTRACTOR and throws it at darkener in revenge for wasting my piece of rubber chicken xpp xDxD

(Divine Shield 12 second duration 5 minute cooldown, Divine Protection 10 second duration 5 minute cooldown, Blessing of Protection 6 second duration 2 minute cooldown, Divine Intervention 3 minute duration, 60 minute cooldown. )

I take 1 damage and then cast Judgement of Righteousness. I then get struck by a falling hammer. A bit of the blood splatters into your eyes, blinding you temporarily and causing HIV. Okay, maybe not HIV.

Can you guys get any gayer? ~_~ Feel free to delete this post

wow this is getting bloodier. less bloody please lol. ok right......wipes more of the floor with my MOP OF DOOM. and "FORGETS" to put up a wet floor sign MUHAHAHA

Haha, I'm going at the speed of turtle, so I don't slip. Pwnt. :d

"Bores everyone to DEATH with his explicit Circle Anatomy theorems".

3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751
05820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067
98214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812
84811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819
64428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909
14564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914127
37245870066063155881748815209209628292540917153643
67892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609
43305727036575959195309218611738193261179310511854
80744623799627495673518857527248912279381830119491.... ETC

Haha, my mind's working so slow, that I only see the 3. :3 All the other numbers come like, a century later.

I zap people with my turtle ray D:

darns. ok. new trick. i use my new GLUE APPLYING MOP to mop the floor beside everybody except me with glue. and i conveniently "FORGET" to put up a "wet glue" sign. xD

I throw Exploding Muffins at Starstrike. You are now covered in grape jam.

Unfortunately everybody except me got stuck with the glue from StarStrike except me due to my Jetpack... I kill everyone. GG.

*White Alchemy Circle Under*

Root of all creation...grant us the breath of life! Revitalize!!!

*Heals All 60%*

*White Alchemy Circle Under*

(Don't ask why but it seems pretty stupid for this forum)

I'll help...Permaguard!

*Defense increases by 15%*

*Sigh*
Plan failed... Aditya level's down.

(Another stupid quote...or at least here)

Are you okay? Recover!

(Casts on Adi)

No worries, I'm perfectly fine.
Truce?? (As he steps forward, I zap him with an electric baton of 100000 volts)

-casts Energy Immunity : Electrical on Jeffrey-

He forgot to cast it on himself!
*Zaps Jonathan.*